Suburban Pain (sample)

All Sylvia wants to do is move out of her shack in the inner city to a nice house somewhere where the air isn't quite so polluted and there aren't so many drunks wandering past her door. Unfortunately, in order to make this happen she must submit to the depraved desires of her boyfriend, Vince, as well as endure the punishment meted out by Sally, the beautiful but impatient real estate agent.

Part two of Confessions of a Dog Hater, a series that combines the gravitas… (plus)

All Sylvia wants to do is move out of her shack in the inner city to a nice house somewhere where the air isn't quite so polluted and there aren't so many drunks wandering past her door. Unfortunately, in order to make this happen she must submit to the depraved desires of her boyfriend, Vince, as well as endure the punishment meted out by Sally, the beautiful but impatient real estate agent.

Part two of Confessions of a Dog Hater, a series that combines the gravitas of Best in Show with the biting satire of Heart of Darkness, and is filled to the brim with dirty S&M sex. An amazing literary accomplishment that is sure to attract some sort of government intervention. Get it today, while you still can.